I hope parallel universe me is doing ok right now

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imthedoctorbasicallyfun:

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

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humorous:

supnikita:

me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds 

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naked-yogi:

before you send a nude, stop and ask yourself, “but do they deserve it?”

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nutheadgee:

We as the human race don’t deserve dogs.

(Source: animalrates, via andmilesbeforeisleep)

imaybeuglybutiownadog:

“if i get up at 8am tomorrow i can finish everything i need to do by 6pm then i can go out”

me the next day at 1pm:

(via snowshistory)